Full Name: Brandon Ralph DiCamillo (he said: Bernard Ralph DiCamelion)

Nicknames: Bernny and Bran

Birthdate: the ides of march (though Bam's site says November 15th)

Age: 25 or 26

Marital: Girlfriend

Where were you born: Baja California

Current home: rakesapussyville, sike, west Chester, pa

Sign: sign language, just the finger

Hair: not much

Eyes: 2

Height: 5' 10"

Body Art: 2 tattoos, no piercing anymore

Pets: cheetah

Education: 13 years of school, 2 years 7th grade, 3 years of college

Favorite arcade game: Punch-out!!

Interests & Hobbies: jackknifing, running and studying

Occupations: handball

Who do you call collect: what? Who the fuck cares.

Bad Guys: uhh, the wolf man

Good Habits: giving my nephew money

Hates: school teachers, cream soda, and Kate’s dad

Likes: punch out, mortal kombat, Calgary flames

Heroes: Van Damme

Smoke: Ermac

Drink: orange Hi-C or water

Best feeling in the world: having to shit your ass off and finding a beautifully kept, clean public restroom.

Worst feeling in the world: not finding it and shitting your pants on the hill in Dennis' front yard

Chris Reeves what?

Rye bread or wheaty: wheaty? wheaty i guess

What are you afraid of, biggest fear? I fear the creepy basement under my apartment, you can play that show "fear" when friends come over

Do you own a car? no

What is your biggest regret? going to school

If you could bring 5 people back from the dead who would they be? George Washington Carver, Meryl Streep, Wooly Bully, Dale Hauwerchuck, and a crazy mummy

If you could send 5 people to a who concert who would you take? five friends

What was your worst accident? ate bad salmon, shit pants & puked

Do you still watch the moon? no, I never did

What was the first car you owned (bought for you): a 79' caddy

F A V O R I T E S

Bands: toy dolls

Colors: orange

Foods: liver, mashed potatoes, motza balls

Qualudes/Coke: no

TV Show: Benny hill

Band to See Live: toy dolls

Movies: galgonia, Running Man, Words Greatest Penetration

Animal: badger

Drink-crap
non-alcoholic: sucks
alcoholic: I am

Brook: shields

Mumrah:

Season: abyss

Holiday: Billie

Videogame: mk

Part of the Day: teatime golf

Sport: handball and bologna

Candy: nose

Best Friends: mel

Fast food restaurant: mel's diner

School Subject: not math

Childhood Memory: eating dog bones behind the chair